Isn't he a cute fellow? I think so. And if you don't agree, please shoot yourself in the neck with an industrial strength rubber band gun. The rubber band is industrial, not your hand. Like made of rusted chains or something. Or if you don't like that idea, then I would recommend that you get to know Penis Fellow. Invite him to your house for tea and colostomy hors d'oeuvres. Well I guess that's it for now. Stay tuned for monuments of new datings, shoved up for his and/or her pleasure(s).
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Huzzah, a 1st post am born!
Well it seems I have created a blog. I suppose I should update this 1st post, which has never existed, so I guess I'm ... dating ... this ..huick ...blog... (such a disgusting sounding word.) So this 1st date should be monumental, or inspiring. Here is a picture of Penis Fellow, the mascot of the organization of The Do's and Don't's of penis ownership.
Isn't he a cute fellow? I think so. And if you don't agree, please shoot yourself in the neck with an industrial strength rubber band gun. The rubber band is industrial, not your hand. Like made of rusted chains or something. Or if you don't like that idea, then I would recommend that you get to know Penis Fellow. Invite him to your house for tea and colostomy hors d'oeuvres. Well I guess that's it for now. Stay tuned for monuments of new datings, shoved up for his and/or her pleasure(s).
Isn't he a cute fellow? I think so. And if you don't agree, please shoot yourself in the neck with an industrial strength rubber band gun. The rubber band is industrial, not your hand. Like made of rusted chains or something. Or if you don't like that idea, then I would recommend that you get to know Penis Fellow. Invite him to your house for tea and colostomy hors d'oeuvres. Well I guess that's it for now. Stay tuned for monuments of new datings, shoved up for his and/or her pleasure(s).
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