Another Gallery

Man that time flew. Another month, another gallery piece. Between this and holiday cards, seems to be the only things i update with anymore. Well art is art. That should be on a fortune cookie. Or a Coffee cup of some kind. Some deep shit. ANYWAYS ... the theme this month was 80's toys. So here is one of my classic GI JOE mans Sargent Slaughter, crushing a Rubix cube. For there is only one way to solve the cube ... with Slaughter ... Sgt Slaughter.

Self Indulgent art for ... the self. That's me

Hello all. A real post. Do you enjoy the longer, verbally abusive stuff? Are there people to ask? Or is it just me proofreading my Balrog posts months after i've stopped caring about grammatical foibles. Ha, that's a lie. I know i stop caring about that stuff well before i even type out the horrors done to english.

Onward! So it was another gallery themed gallery. This one was 90's whatever themed. Specifically Tv, movies, nostalgia, so you know, the 90s. Anyways i collaborated with my bro for an idea and we went with my origianal idea to glorify Urkel. (ala an internet famous picture of Betty White, with a ripped viking body, holding a flaming chainsaw, whilst riding a centaur John Ritter.) Well after the collab, we got to remenicing the fact we know too much about Family Matters. If some of you recall, the genius Stephen Q Urkel has had several many incarnations of an urkel on the show. So we decided to put all we could thinking of in one story. How many Urkels can you name? Do you even care? No? THEN GO TO LADY GAGAs GEE-DAMN FUCKCUNT WEBSITE! Think you know so much about stuff. Get a job hippy. Oh, well anyways, here's the pieces. Ya, two of em.

mamas day

Another quick post. This is fur my mom fur mama's day. Some inside reference? My mom has stacks upon stack of dated VHS tapes to catch up on her soaps. And loves Hallmark christmas ornaments. And Harry the Potter. Flaming rolling pin and cellphone are unrelated jokes, mostly. To be explained better later ...

Quickish assignment

Hi-ho (kermit reference) non-fans. I will add more standard cheekiness to this post later, but i need to link one of my drawings to another page via link. So up here it goes. And you get to benefit, so shut your collective yammerings!

broop

right now i am pulling an all nighter. It is currently unnecessary and frankly stupid. Also if you guessed, i am procrastinating. How? at the very least, by posting non sense on the Balrog. But of course this is only good news for my current 3 fans and future 8 to 4,000 fans checking the back catalogs. Anyways, i thought i show a slightly more tender side and show a private project publically.

A few months ago was my bestest girlfriend's birthday ... or maybe a month ago. Well at some point she became one age number older, and i made her a gift. I made her a comic heroine. It has nonsesnical happenings, much wanton violence, bad time travel, and mutant giant sized small mammals. All within 09 pages, including the cover. FYI, it was meant to be grander, like it was supposed to be color, and it was going to be 11 pages, and she was going to get one by email a day, between Valentine's day and her Bday ... but you know ... procrastinator. (see above) Well enough typing to avoid doing a project about dead puppies ... (i know, how could i possibly tear myself away from such a glorious endeavor) here is page 05 of the whole thing. This takes place shortly after she dispatches a giant gerbil from eating a city. Also the Gerbil has fled with it's cowardly-biplane-ability. Yup, im good now.

Sketch day

quick sketch of the day. Batman. In a beautiful world i would make AT LEAST one of these a day. But as we all know, i'm a lazy sack of lazy potatoes. Not the worst kind of potatoes*, but close. Also people would pay me obscene amounts of cash to draw nonsesne. I mean come on, Batman has a lower body and longer arms. Also Batman is spelled with a "T". See? this is nonsense.



*the worst kinda potato is the Sally Potato. 3 bites legally changes your name to Sally. If your name is already Sally, then it kills you, and changes your name to Gene. Terrible potato.

Hellboys and Hellgirls

So quantum believers, as you no doubt looked up on your arm-grafted Light-Puters, i got one of my early breaks just recently to me, perhaps upwards of a decade or more to you. This would be the Hellboy art show in philadelphia, at the local comic book shoppe Brave New Worlds. so i made two pieces, one i spent some time drawing, and the other i spent more time writing. One lacks the quality of the other. So this one right here is the funnier one, where i made various characters as they would appear in the Highschool Yearbook. Big news? Or old to you by now? this mother sold. I originally put a $15 tag on this, but for some reason, it sold for $25. That like totally covered cost of paper and frames, for these guys, and all the others that didn't sell ... and subsequently the frames of those broke, not allowing them to be reused ... and so on.

So this one here is the one i spent artistic time on, which did not sell. Which i'm totally fine with. Any hypernet rumors you read about my tearful lament were greatly untruthified. But i think it looks neat, and i take pride in the ubber corny poem i made. Guess thats it. Enjoy the 3rd in what is considered a almost reasonable short time of updates.